The wreaths are out, Crosby’s playing,
and somewhere upstate, a towering Norway spruce is about to head south for the role of a lifetime. That’s right, folks, ‘tis the season to spend,
spend, spend—and your buds are already fantasizing about the thoughtful purchases
you’ll make in their honor.
I’m going to go out on a limb and say that
most of our friends are literary ...